*preposterous proportions.
*when I grow up. .
I want to be a unicorn.

*when I grow up. .
I want to be a unicorn.

theglamazonproject:

Ricardo Alvarado as Puffy von Pop-n-Fresh (Saskatoon, SK) - “The pleasantly plump princess of poppers, percocet, and preposterous proportions.”

theglamazonproject:

Ricardo Alvarado as Puffy von Pop-n-Fresh (Saskatoon, SK) - “The pleasantly plump princess of poppers, percocet, and preposterous proportions.”

They’re giving a whole new meaning to the term “special Olympics”

They’re giving a whole new meaning to the term “special Olympics”

1-900-mmm-hmmm

1-900-mmm-hmmm

ditto.

ditto.

i think i need a check up . . 

i think i need a check up . . 

. . but my hair looks fierce.

. . but my hair looks fierce.

someday wouldn’t it be nice to wake up and realize there was a whole other life out there waiting for you to come and grab it?

someday wouldn’t it be nice to wake up and realize there was a whole other life out there waiting for you to come and grab it?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

will you be my zack if i be your kelly?

will you be my zack if i be your kelly?

i got more leg than a bucket of chicken . . 

i got more leg than a bucket of chicken . .